Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”“No more throwing bananas at the ceiling fan for me! This product has saved me the work of peeling the banana slices off the wall after the fan slices them. Thanks, banana slicer!”
"When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler…"I’m gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life."
You have encountered Ａ ＤＯＧＥ
You have chosen ＰＥＴ ＤＯＧＥ
ＴＨＥ ＤＯＧＥ ＩＳ ＰＬＥＡＳＥＤ
This is what time lapse photography was invented for.
I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off
The longer you stare, the funnier it is.
- Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.
seeing your friend after being apart for a long time
how does roy mustang have abs like seriously 80% of his job is sitting at a desk getting yelled at by riza hawkeye
are you kidding me??
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.
This is still funny to me.
Grover bits were always the best.
Typical day in the Armstrong household.
the things i find on the internet
that was not what I expected….
these are great if you are cosplaying a barefoot character and the conventions has rules against going barefoot
well than… looks like I found the solution for when I do Jack Frost.
Page 1 of 520